you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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