Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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