You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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