how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
there was a trapeze. enough said
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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