Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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