guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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