We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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