How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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