the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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