I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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