my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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