redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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