he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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