Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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