Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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