Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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