But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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