i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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