Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
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