i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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