my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I just gargled with NyQuil
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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