Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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