How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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