I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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