dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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