Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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