super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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