Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I think I sprained my soul last night
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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