Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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