He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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