My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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