: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Found your dick twin last night
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
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