he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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