Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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