Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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