I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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