found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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