my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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