Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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