i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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