Dual....:-)
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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