I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Are we in a gay sports bar?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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