Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
We have started to decorate penises.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
