Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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