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I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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