careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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