Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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