I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
True college students do jello shots in the library
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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