I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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