Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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