Buhtt sex?
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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