No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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