i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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